But in all seriousness, this is a job. 

Here are some recent clients I've written and directed for. 

Mighty Muggs Commercial

American Girl’s: Z Crew

Interactive YouTube campaign for American Girl Doll.

Mighty Muggs Short “Just Breathe”

Live! Barbie and Friends

6 episode branded digital series for Barbie.

Ready2Robot Commercial

Hasbro Disney Descendants

Current stop motion campaign for Hasbro’s new line of Disney Descendant toys.

Other Clients I've written and directed for